playing grown up.

me and Jacob love food but do we get groceries!? Nope. And so in turn...us food lova's NEVER have freaking food in the house. It's seriously ridiculous. How do we eat, you wonder?! Well...isn't that what a big family, who lives within blocks of each other, for?! Yes. Exactly what they're for. And if you play it right...you can figure out who has the best meal available...easily figure out their weekly schedules and just 'happen' to walk over aboutttt that time.

"hey....what you guys...oh, shit..are we interrupting dinner!? well...i'm not superrrr hungry (total lie...haven't ate since the pot luck at work - yes, the one that wasn't for anyone I'd ever met or heard of but they looked nice and I'm not above hugging complete strangers for food;) but it looks great..so sure!"

POINT: dinner served.

POINTTTTT: they are on to me and have forced me to go grocery shopping. Damn IT.

UP/DOWN mal does NOT fuck around. This thing called Grocery Shopping. She owns it. She knows it. It bows down to her. I mean...there are lists involved.

UP made me want to vacation to Italy:) Yes...this trip included a lot of daydreaming...and confusion for me.

UP a mini thing of Flour. It was adorable and after a long discussion, we came to the conclusion that it would be MORE than worth the money spent to purchase ONLY mini items next time and have them all sitting on the counter when Jacob gets home. I feel like this would come as no shock to him...but seriously. MINI!!!!

UP while mal was busy crunching numbers (my numbers;) I figured I'd meander over to the, much neglected, alcohol section. I've never had Red Stripes Light...but it was teeny and as you can see...would have to wait till next time. Till my mini grocery shopping trip:)

over all, Jacob said I did a good job! I have yet to tell him that I still have no clue how to combine anything that we bought into an actual meal...

i'm going to make such a poor wife;)