when the UPS truck makes your heart skip a beat:)

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i live in an area of town with a mass amount of online shoppers...I know this because of how often I see the UPS/FedEx trucks flying by...or even worse...approaching my home slowly and then realizing they have the wrong address and speeding off to deliver goodies to some other lucky bastard;) It's heartbreaking;(

because I'm choosing to be unemployed and the only thing that stands between me being home full-time and having to go back to work is ME and my wee shopping habit, this time of year especially - see DEALS/SALES/40% OFF/FREE SHIPPING/FESTIVE STORE DECOR (I'm a sucker for the festiveness that is the Mall around this time of year...I just want to BE THERE!!!;) - I've had to implement a few simple rules:

avoid in-store trips...I try not to 'run to Target' or head to the Mall or encourage Jacob to take a day off work for a Date Day. All things that end with us saying: Had we not left the house we'd still have $XXX...arg:/

SO I've done a bit of online shopping but I have a list. A specific list and I stick to it when making purchases.

thrift...buying used/2nd hand/thrifting has always been in my blood so this is nothing new. We always check Goodwill first.

be useful...if Homer needs a pair of sneakers, we aim to make that happen as a Christmas gift. Or socks and undies as stocking stuffers. - no worries...they get a few 'fun' things as well:)

all this being saiddddd...I still slip up from time to time;)

most recently: a trip to St. Vincent's ended with these 2 gems:)

$15 lamp

thinking of painting the wood portion, white...thoughts??

$4 shoes

i kinda love these with all my heart! Those laces...those chunky heels???:):)

happy shopping, my friends!!!!

that's right bitchesssss.

i was...WAS...a firm believer that there were SOME things you couldn't buy at a 2nd hand store. BUT now that I've gone off the deep end and purchased a swim suit. YES. A swim suit. From a 2nd hand store...possibly worn. Some one's vagina (possibly a gross someone with a gross vagina) also touched this shiz nit.

okay...can't really go there cause it's starting to look worse and worse to me;) Lets just say that it was washed...in blazing hot water...no signs of strange vagina...not that there were signs before.

HOLY SHIT. Stopping.

here's the final product and you can't see it in the photos but my lady parts are completely pointy.

lady parts = breasts-ta-ciz in this scenario

POINT: take out pointy lady part pads ASAP

but isn't it kindaaaaaa cute!?

it kinda felt...Spain to me. Thoughts?!