penis-less night.

75 days till my BBBBBB-PAR-TAY!!! You betcha' bitches!

i'm not a huge fan of the 'penis' themed bparties. I'm not hinting around...Don't bring your penis necklaces or your penis topped straws or your blow-up penis to my BParty cause it won't be welcomed with opened arms. You will not find me cuddling with a life-sized penis at the end of the night...as I've said...those days are over for this lady;)

don't get me wrong! Love looking at pictures of the ladies that go that route! They all look like they're having a blast and the penis usually has a name by the end of the night and it's a wonDEful time;). But I'll pass.

I'm 28 and in 75 days...I'll be this 28...plus another 75 days...

REGARDLESSSSSS. I have a strict NO PENIS RULE!!!;)

UP there can be cussing. I'm not 100% class:) And, so yeah...this $14 banner from Urban Outfitters...hands down...has to be there:)

UP i love how classy this whole BParty look is. Me wants.

DOWN i'll take a crown. Yes. I think I shall:) - Gorgeous Wedding Stuff $8.99

all photos via Pinterest