me likes: high neck halter bikini

i put the kids to bed at 7PM cause they were being hellions...I realize that might actually be a normal bed time for most children but mine teeter on 8PM...and by 8PM...I mean 10PM:/

I then worked out to a 'Elle Glam Fitness' DVD - I didn't just make that up:/ - for 15 minutes...

followed that up with a plate of mash-potatoes that weighed more than my 10 month old...

and now I'm high on mash-potatoes and gravy, it's 1130PM and I'm surfing the web for bikinis. I wish this wasn't my life. But tonight, my friend, it is:)

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also, it seems that my breasts ate all of their breasts. So I'm not getting a clear picture from these photos as to whether they could handle the amount of mash-potatoe/breast-eating breasts, I bring to the table;)

oh and I like HIGH-NECK-HALTER-BIKINI-TOPS. I think I forgot to mention that;)

that's right bitchesssss.

i was...WAS...a firm believer that there were SOME things you couldn't buy at a 2nd hand store. BUT now that I've gone off the deep end and purchased a swim suit. YES. A swim suit. From a 2nd hand store...possibly worn. Some one's vagina (possibly a gross someone with a gross vagina) also touched this shiz nit.

okay...can't really go there cause it's starting to look worse and worse to me;) Lets just say that it was washed...in blazing hot water...no signs of strange vagina...not that there were signs before.

HOLY SHIT. Stopping.

here's the final product and you can't see it in the photos but my lady parts are completely pointy.

lady parts = breasts-ta-ciz in this scenario

POINT: take out pointy lady part pads ASAP

but isn't it kindaaaaaa cute!?

it kinda felt...Spain to me. Thoughts?!

want it thursday.

a couple cutes that I've had saved for when I got my computer back up and running!

wouldn't this be THE most amazing 'mom' swim suit?! I think I want it for me now...want it for me when there's a baby in tow (belly) and for after when my body has fallen apart;)

ASOS Revive Pouch Over Swimsuit - $64.63...a price I'm not completely hating.

and yes...I'm obsessed with this era:)

ASOS Rio Blue High Waist Kickflare - $64.63

want it saturday.

urban outfitters is on the list today and seeing as we have a newly planned trip to the MOA at the end of March/early April, I will be getting my chance to check these things out!!

BDG Breezy Button-Down Shirt $39

love how light it looks and flowy...and $39 is one of those borderline prices...seems like you get find it cheaper BUT it's onlyyyyy $39 and for UO, that's not too bad!

Undrest Zig-Zag Hipster Bikini $129

$129 may actually onllllly be for the bottom, I'm not 100% sure. I know the thick bands on the bottom are something I look for in a bikini...but for aboutttt $100 less;l

Night and Day Convertible Sofa $429.99

LOVE this adorable sofa and the fact that it lays back flat is fun too. I can see me and Jacob having some movie nights in the living room with this. Slumber party:)

vs goodies.

i just had some last minute luck on Victoria's Secret site! Some really great stuff. I'm starting to think this blog is turning into the things I want in general! I must stay focused. Wedding, Me & J...Our Wedding...F.O.C.U.S.

But how cute is this swim suit...that I ordered today....that is somewhat inexpensive when you consider it was actually cheaper than anything at Target...yes, I did my research. With shipping, only about $40, just under $40.

AND found a great dress with different color options and a cardy that goes with it that Also has some amazing color options. I'm much more prone to choose black or white when it comes to things like this...it may just be....too much for me & J's personalities?!...and I'm fighting the urge to make the girls buy anything now, seeing as SO many new things will come out before our wedding.....in 19 months. Arg. Who said it was a good idea to be engaged for 2 years, 2 months and 3 days!?;)

1/ VS Swim Suit ($29)

2/ VS Maids option & cardy (Dress $68, Cardy $29)